I think I lack a certain skill when it comes to eating chips and salsa...

every piece(corner) of the chip that I held, broke off when I was trying to scoop the damn salsa...

S.O.B...

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I think female models should be on the covers of tank-tops, t-shirts, v-necks, and boxer(s) packages...

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so we have this saying when people get conceded and over confident and start acting like jerks...
simply say: "Hey, don't get haircut cocky"...

it was said to me by my kid brother, FYI...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kPqI1VivAI

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chillin in the garage with some friends way back when. . .

 One friend says:

              "hey, do ya'll remember this chick named Tonya Bobbit ?"

 My other friend in a very toked out manner kindly replies:

   "yeah man, wasen't she the ice skater who chopped her husbands penis off ?"

hystorical facts...

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"If the shoe fits, stay in Vegas"

                                                          By:  Victorino Laguisma 2008

My kid brother

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I woke up super sore today(full body).  I went bowling lastnite broke my own highest score...I can't remember what it was , but I know I did... I have evidence and several witnesses(5)...several

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I'm happy that it's Friday, but being at work today sucks.

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No not together!

I'd like to share my thoughts on my two fav's

Bacon: Bacon is like the icing on the cake of life(corny,I know). It makes life copable when times are tough.  Bacon can turn a week of mourning into happy funny memories of a passed beloved.  Bacon guarrantees a nice day as if it promises and assures it will be.  99.999% of the time.

Creme Brulee: The perfect ending to a perfectly delicious meal.  It can even put a smile on your face after a horrible main course. That is of course, if the restaurant serves creme brulee.  If not, then FFF*#@! ...and if you've had it and it doesen't work for ya. . . .that's your problem. . .

                                                 Creme Brulee is something Heavenly. . .

                                                                   kinda like...eating...clouds...(best served with coffee)...

have a wonderful day...

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Co-workers described me as being "blissfully unaware" when I got my iPod on. 

I didn't defend myself by a mere retort.  I just smiled

....                                     good thing I didn't tell them that I was ignoring them...

Have a nice day

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