I think I lack a certain skill when it comes to eating chips and salsa...
every piece(corner) of the chip that I held, broke off when I was trying to scoop the damn salsa...
S.O.B...
I think female models should be on the covers of tank-tops, t-shirts, v-necks, and boxer(s) packages...
so we have this saying when people get conceded and over confident and start acting like jerks...
simply say: "Hey, don't get haircut cocky"...
it was said to me by my kid brother, FYI...
chillin in the garage with some friends way back when. . .
One friend says:
"hey, do ya'll remember this chick named Tonya Bobbit ?"
My other friend in a very toked out manner kindly replies:
"yeah man, wasen't she the ice skater who chopped her husbands penis off ?"
hystorical facts...
"If the shoe fits, stay in Vegas"
By: Victorino Laguisma 2008
My kid brother
I woke up super sore today(full body). I went bowling lastnite broke my own highest score...I can't remember what it was , but I know I did... I have evidence and several witnesses(5)...several
I'm happy that it's Friday, but being at work today sucks.
No not together!
I'd like to share my thoughts on my two fav's
Bacon: Bacon is like the icing on the cake of life(corny,I know). It makes life copable when times are tough. Bacon can turn a week of mourning into happy funny memories of a passed beloved. Bacon guarrantees a nice day as if it promises and assures it will be. 99.999% of the time.
Creme Brulee: The perfect ending to a perfectly delicious meal. It can even put a smile on your face after a horrible main course. That is of course, if the restaurant serves creme brulee. If not, then FFF*#@! ...and if you've had it and it doesen't work for ya. . . .that's your problem. . .
Creme Brulee is something Heavenly. . .
kinda like...eating...clouds...(best served with coffee)...
have a wonderful day...
Co-workers described me as being "blissfully unaware" when I got my iPod on.
I didn't defend myself by a mere retort. I just smiled
.... good thing I didn't tell them that I was ignoring them...
Have a nice day
